tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26065623.post2434671047736379794..comments2023-10-26T10:10:31.761-04:00Comments on TrippingOnWords: Day 250: Wherever you go, There you Are. So I'm in Bed.Claire and Larahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11291068525791940208noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26065623.post-55619348165604704282007-01-07T22:52:00.000-05:002007-01-07T22:52:00.000-05:00front porch wineage...i'm using that. this is hyst...front porch wineage...i'm using that. this is hysterical and we should post it.Claire and Larahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11291068525791940208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26065623.post-85870906312999050202006-12-22T17:01:00.000-05:002006-12-22T17:01:00.000-05:00whoa, man. i had no idea that my comment would cau...whoa, man. i had no idea that my comment would cause so much excitement. let's see...here's a little more info...<br /><br />margaret used to work for a councilman in san diego who was disgraced during his term by a huge scandal involving strip clubs...the FBI was called in and everything. (i really can't go into any more detail as it would further embarass those involved.) she was laid off when he resigned and then started working at one of our favorite little bars in golden hill. <br /><br />she generally lived a life of luxury and was always so stylishly dressed. which was really funny because she had this white toyota truck that was always damp somehow, smelled slightly of rotting milk and was missing its front bumper because of some accident that was most certainly her fault. she would always drive up to my house in san diego and park on the lawn. very WT, but we loved it. she also dumped a row of connected vintage movie theater seats from this historic theater that was being torn down on our front porch and we would sit in them and smoke cigarettes (back when i was a smoker). <br /><br />when i had a religious icon party last january (we were not mocking, jesus by the way claire, although i did make a really awesome balloon sculpture of jesus on the cross that became a prize for the best costume) she came as a representative from unarius...they're kind of like the heaven's gaters only more cosmic. she had a speech and everything and got up on the mike and regaled the guests with all kinds of convincing data on why unarius really is the shit. <br /><br />she also founded NGO, a female wrestling troupe in detroit. i'm pretty sure she was undefeated. she was and still is deeply into Supermodel Documentary Hour where one girl is named the model and the other girls get to decide the theme and pick out the costumes. the coordinating girls call the model with 1 hour advance notice to get her butt in gear. the coordinators pick the location and tell the girl how to pose. this could be as ridiculous as being made to wear a trash bag with red stilletos and an afro wig on the golden gate bridge during rush hour (just as one example). in short, madge is a lot of fun.<br /><br />soooooo...when she decided to audition for the flava of love, we were like, 'what tha?' but it fits with her wide array of interests. she made it through the audition process like we knew she would and she packed her bags to go to LA for a couple of weeks. <br /><br />she said that it was a very bizarre and nerve wracking experience. that she felt like she had nothing witty at all to say and would clam up as soon as the camera panned on her. she said that it was a total nightmare being filmed constantly and that as a result, she felt like she should be really dramatic in everything she did, like brushing her teeth, but couldn't bring herself to do it. <br /><br />she said that flava flave was a total crack head, that he would come into the house only occasionally and raise holy hell with his whole 'flav' thang and the girls would go all crazy in response. she said that his eyes were a disturbing shade of yellow and that he seemed to be on drugs at all times. she had to go back to do a reunion thing and was not looking forward to it. <br /><br />the only thing that i have to say about this whole escapade is that it was totally weird and i'm glad that she and flava flav did not fall madly in love. instead she found a hot photographer in chicago, got a puppy and is now engaged, living in the windy city. <br /><br />there...is that enough? i'm afraid if i say anything more, i'll have someone after me for libel or slander; although i assert that all of this is true as told to me over the course of several evenings of front porch wineage.sarah machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04457529003754693868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26065623.post-83942868739661372382006-12-21T17:11:00.000-05:002006-12-21T17:11:00.000-05:00"unfortunately she decided that she would never be..."unfortunately she decided that she would never be able to live with a crack addict and gratefully came back home a little wiser."<br /><br />sarah - put down the crackpipe and get ahold of yourself. WE NEED MORE INFORMATION. you cannot simply say that your "friend" was on flava flave and not give us more. <br /><br />are there any youtube vids of her???Clairewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13511810192143503323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26065623.post-67964313953973617752006-12-21T17:01:00.000-05:002006-12-21T17:01:00.000-05:00see, sarahmac. This is how we found each other in ...see, sarahmac. This is how we found each other in cyberspace. I know which one you're talking about.Claire and Larahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11291068525791940208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26065623.post-81764347453567614732006-12-21T15:54:00.000-05:002006-12-21T15:54:00.000-05:00That penguin gif is fantastic...That penguin gif is fantastic...BDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13817614021576754996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26065623.post-27794975799775979202006-12-21T15:41:00.000-05:002006-12-21T15:41:00.000-05:00my friend margaret was on the flava of love. i kid...my friend margaret was on the flava of love. i kid you not. i can't remember what her stage name was as i never saw the episodes, but she was the very tall brunette (white girl) with a breathy voice. she only made it through 2 rounds because she was painfully shy in front of the camera, which is really weird because she's been filmed numerous times and even starred in a b-horror flick as a satanic cheerleader. when asked why she subjected herself to such insanity, she responded, "well, it seemed like a good idea at the time, and i was open to seeing if we could make a love connection". unfortunately she decided that she would never be able to live with a crack addict and gratefully came back home a little wiser.sarah machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04457529003754693868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26065623.post-55107444125757265762006-12-21T01:07:00.000-05:002006-12-21T01:07:00.000-05:00Cool beans!
http://www.fondfaithfultrue.blogspot....Cool beans!<br /><br />http://www.fondfaithfultrue.blogspot.comLayla Goldstarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15496136120506247973noreply@blogger.com