So I have been bouncing around since Seattle as well, but only between our many houses. Which sounds swanky, but actually we’re just in mid-move.
Newport, New Hampshire became my land of sleep, as that and work are all I did while there. I am known in my family for not always being entirely enthusiastic about the family move to New Hampshire. I was not really that hyped about the previous move to Concord either, but that was only because my parents promised me an urban homecoming, and then moved to a very very suburb. I came around, however, and am now loathe to leave the aforementioned suburb.
So in order to bring myself to terms with this most recent situation, I decided to do some research about Newport, NH. Here’s what I learned today:
1. Newport, NH is the sunshine town. I do not really know why. But I have a picture that proves it.
2. The population is 6,110 people in 43.6 square miles
3. The town recently spent five million on a sewage treatment plant, and two million on a water filtration plant. Woo hoo!!!
After this the statistics start to get a tad less precise:
4. My dad, in all seriousness, estimates that there are between 50 and 100 car dealerships or mechanics within a five-mile radius of our house. There are three within a “block” of our house. Really can't tell you enough how I'm not kidding.
5. If you take a certain turn-off, you can get your car fixed and a new haircut all from the same store!
6. Newport, NH has stores named:
Stone Eagle: Stone Crafts, Artwork and Firearms
and the recent addition: Git ‘R Cut!
7. There are no FedEx boxes, and no Starbucks; all espresso drinks must be bought at Dunk’n Donuts
8. The Fine Dining Restaurant Andre's is located in a double-wide trailer.
Look at this prep work. I’m making an effort here…it clearly is a lovely place. Just a little adjusting necessary…Of course, I have gained this wonderful perspective and sense of humor only from my cozy house in Boston.
4 comments:
poor vogie
Dear little sis:
In making fun of Newport, never forget that directions to our house include: "just past Crazy Ed's, turn at Blood's Auto and take Cutts Road."
If you don't like the sound of that, you can always stay at "A Night With a Local," the nearest bed and breakfast.
Also, a correction:
It's "Stoneagle," not "Stone Eagle." You can make words however you like when you're the largest Terry Redlin dealer in the Northeast!
oh shit, i mailed your card to concord.
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